Woo! Woo! Tadadadadadada do dun dun...
Thoughts on modern society (WARNING: It's a LITTLE fucked up):
-Listening to others is a favour you give them.
-When your partner is having a physical orgasm, your ego got one much bigger!
-You don't have to talk to your friends on MSN. Just read their personal messages!
-Hell, you don't even have to know them! "Who are you, nambla47?"
-Loving means lying. You don't want to hurt them.
-Hate means honest truth. Maybe just not in their faces.
-It means telling your life to strangers on the web, but censoring yourself because someone you know is reading.
-Follow rules and steps to seduce him, sleep with her, lose weight, cook sushis, make a fortune selling "How To Become-Rich in Only 93 Months!" over the mini-mart intercom but go with complete free-will when it comes to killing your business partner because he caught you doing crystal meth with his wife in a fund-raising for the KKK.
-Use any tactics to get funds for your cancer association instead of the one accross the street (Get bent, Colon Cancer Care!)
-Dying is for others, sickness too. I wear condoms because I don't want to spend money on a baby!
-I'd love to be popular. What do you mean by "go on"?
-I can spit on a beggar with no legs on the sidewalk, but I'll spend ten bucks on Lotto Billion. I'm not dumb, I know I wont' win, but just in case... (I'm dumb and I already made plans to be bitterly disappointed to not have any of the required 27 numbers in the correct order).
-My dreams should be my life! Let me stay in bed, incapacitated, numb, sedated while I'm getting closer to hunger.
-Let me be racist when I know I can.
-Let me be myself when I know I'm alone.
-You've been judged unfairly. Don't insult me! You don't even know me!
-Do you know who you're talking to? Yes, another suburban kid. You're the majority! I've already seen your MySpace profile more often than my chances to win Loto Billion!
-My sufferings are huge enough on humanity's priority list to forget about the rest of humanity, for a brief instant, playing Doom in a school...
-I'm aware of the rest of the world. (Even if I prefer when they look like us).
-I can get what "Waste Wages War With the World" means. Maybe.
-My grand-parents don't drive that damn flying-car, but they can build websites using HTML tags and Flash, send JPEG pics on MSN and post videoblogs on YouTube to ramble about the fact that none of their grand-children commented on the Gay Marriage thread featured on the familly message board.
Then, they'll go check if maybe someone replied.
-I understand what someone I used to disagree with means, and I think she might be right!
-Hell, I might even drop the cynism.
-Not really, but I can use it wisely.
-The best thing about my job is the exit door.
-The best thing about my future family is the entry door.
-I started thinking about the fact that "Humanism" could one day be seen as racism towards aliens.
-I evolved enough to prove it.
-But still, I really, really don't get Life, the Universe and all...
Time to go drink water.